|Confucius says "The saddest leaf makes the happiest bear."|
Three Douchebag Stars Of The Game (or three Leafs I hate):
★ Mike Komisarek. Come on, was there any other choice? Just looking at this retard's face make me want to see Looch punch it in again. You almost feel bad for him when you see him acting tough after the whistle. Its just a matter of time before he makes the mistake of taking on Lucic again, and I can't wait.
★★ Dion Phaneuf. Another mongoloid defense douche. He looks like a bad video game rendering of a real person. He is a master at the behind-the-play slash, and a graduate from the Steve Montador Huggy Bear Fighting School.★★★ Colby Armstrong. Is this guy an agitator? After every play he takes a little crosscheck here, a little slash there. Someone should just bury this guy. Plus he looks like he belongs in the Ozarks, shirtless toting a shot gun.